Valentines Day Brought to you by Victoria Secret

Happy VALENTINES DAY!!

Last year I thought I would be comical on IG about Valentines Day...  ... I'm funny ain't I?

But seriously . I remember my single days and either you were a loser that HATED the existence of the holiday or you skipped work so you could get prepared for what ( or who) was going down later that night.

 

Now that I'm married I don't seem to care at all for it. I know I'm going to get flowers and I know we are going to fight the crowds of people to go somewhere to eat. BOO. I would rather have flowers on any other day of the week and lets face it its hard to cook every day so going out to eat is going to happen at least once.

 

I have been buying some type of bow lingerie for the past ehhhh 4 years. This year anticipating the quick arrival of Valentines day I went to Victoria Secret.com { because I  hate shopping in the store} to check out the selection. They even had a special little link just for Valentines Day . After I clicked it I couldn't believe my eyes. There was like 5 items!! WTH!!! 3 out of the 5 were the skirted garter things and I'm sorry but I just don't have time for all that mess. And JMN is not a fan of getting popped in the eye with the little stocking thingies. So I click on and this is what comes up. FINALLY!! someone has heard my prayers ! So I immediately look down to find a size and a price and there is NO OPTION to purchase this bow.

 cant someone strap some fabric on this bow so I can stuff my boobs in this thing for like 10 minutes ????

I mean come on now! Doesn't this count as false advertisement?

I'm Pissed

 

So I ended up buying this dainty bow thong and when I received it in the mall reminded me of that mesh gown they give you at the GYN when you're getting your boob exam.

tsk tsk tsk

 Anywayss y'all have a safe and enjoyable night! No baby making!!!

 

Thick Girl Thursday!!!

Hey Guys!!
                                     Its Thick Girl Thursday!!!!

(Thank you to whoever IG I stole this from)

* What is a Thick girl?*

+ A thick girl is someone who manages to have a small waist but yet her booty and thighs are definitely not portionate to the rest of her body.

 

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of the word thick Nelly Country Grammar &. Second Thicker than a Snicker

 

Shout out to my FAVE Thicky Kim Kardashian

 

 yeahhhhhh bby! Love her!

 

 

 

 

Weekly Workout Recap

Welcome to my weekly sweat fest!

Monday I went to Zumba at the Clarion.. Upon walking out one of the girls were like omg even the back of your head is full of sweat how funny . **wink wink Crickets*

 

The Third picture is of everyone that came out that night.
The 4th picture is Tuesday. I went this class at Benoit Rec called Dancing in Heels . As  you see I am not sweaty at all. We learned a sexy dance to Tamar Braxton's Hot Sugar. I took several days off last week due to work so when Saturday came i realized that I had 3 days of Couch to 52k that needed to be completed before Sunday. SO I had to double up. I'm on week 3 and really enjoyed it. I ran/jogged for 3 minutes !!!!! 3 whole minutes on 4 speed. I can not tell you the last time i was able to do that.   I'm proud I got them done so I could move on to the next week.
Go me!
You guys working it out? What are yall doing and how is it going?

Sunday Social WEEK 5

ITTTTTSSSS suNDAYYYYYYYY
Welcome to Sunday Social.
   Linking up with Neely

Hopefully everyone has had a good week and is ready to kick back and relax on this Sunday.
This weeks questions are::::

1. What is your favorite thing to watch on a girls night?
On girl nights we are too concerned on what alcohol to pick up from the store. Did y'all know there are going to drop Mango Ber Ritas- Raz Ber Ritas and my favorite flavor Peach Ber Ritas. WHOSE EXCITEDDDDDDD!
aNYWHO... So to answer this weeks question .. Hopefully if we can focus enough to watch something itll probably be something from Redbox.  The Heat is always a good choice!

2. What is your favorite thing to watch on your day off?
lately my days have been really long so when I get home I eat, shower and lay in bed until its time for it to happen all over again. UNLESS its Thursday night and ABC does have  my 2 favorite shows on hiatus. Greys Anatomy and Scandal.  Now if its the weekend and have nothing to do ( rarely happens) I check up on reality TV. I just started watching Braxton Family Values, Snooki and JWoww are on break, Love and Hip Hop NYC ( just breaked), Single Ladies etc
3. What is your favorite thing to watch when you’re sick?
When I'm sick I want the TV to watch me as I sleep so I pop in a season of either Sex and the City, Gilmore Girls, or Gossip Girls.
4. What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
Ride Along
(ehhh)
5. What are your top three favorite movies or TV shows?
Currently
Greys Anatomy
Scandal
Keeping up with The Kardashians

Of ALL TIME
Sex and the City
Real World
Living Single

Well I hope all of you creepers and creepettes have a great day
:)))

Workout Weekly Wed Recap

Whew.. Say that 10 times ....

So I wanted to let you guys know how my whole fitness part of my life is going.
T25 isn't really going anywhere... I think I was trying to do too many things at once and since work is so hectic right now if I get in one workout 5 times a week I will be a happy camper.
BUT
Zumba and Couch to 5k is going GREAT

Monday and Tuesday I am going to Zumba at the Clarion
and Wed- Fri I am running on the treadmill.

The first two pictures are from Zumba. I was trying the whole not let ppl see me taking sweaty pictures of my self pose hence why there is half of me in both pictures lol

 

The bottom two pics are of me in my bright__ living room. I promise I have more than one sports bra. it just seems to always be available the moment I'm going to run lol.

 This was day 3 of running. The first picture I look happy as hell. Ive had these DNA headphones since December. I got them for a Christmas present and I said TODAY I am going to run outside and use them! What an epic failed mission that was.

So I have these amazing headphones that is blocking out all of the outside noise and my puppy Noella . I thought why not put her on her lease and take her for a walk/run.

Let me tell you I will NEVER do that again. For the people who know Noella  knows she is a little terrorist!

 

We get to walking and she is just excited she doesn't want to stay on the side of the road away from traffic ( if there was any in my neighborhood) Then she wanted to stop and sniff every patch of grass. ( she's a dog I know.. but still). So I start to running and I notice that I am dragging Noella. I stopped and she did a full roll and tuck.

I press forward and started having some app malfunctions. I have Nike app running bc the C25k app doesn't track my mileage correctly. I had my music going on my C25K app and for some reason I could not heard the prompts to run or walk.

Noella stops again and she is squatting to take a POOP in one of my neighbors yard. Im like OH NO MAAM. I'm pulling her so she would stop and she was not having it. She wanted to poop all over their yard. So I pick it her and a HUGEE Green turd is flung into the street

 

I just broke out into a run so I could get away from anyone who might have watch this happening.

 

I took Noella home and got on the treadmill and started over. I am obv not ready to do anything outside.  But after walking a mile and coming in and doing my 30 min workout on the treadmill I was dripping in sweat  and SOOOO fricking tired.

How is everyone elses workouts going? Are yall having problems keeping your eating under control? If not please tell me your secrets !!!!

Super Bowl

I am not a football watcher but I am glad that the Seattle Seahawks won. Seattle is like my second home and I am sure all my family there was OVER excited about the win. Now if I am tricked into having to listen to the Super Bowl the only I manage to  pay attention to is the Half time show.  Last year I knew months in advance that Beyonce was performing and I was prepared to be in front of my TV.
This year Bruno Mars who has been tearing up the charts was the half time performer.  I just watched this 14 minute performance and the only thing that made it even tolerable is the fact that he brought out the Red Hot Chili Peppers. ( Did yall see David Grohl with his shirt off? { side eye}) Don't get me wrong Bruno Mars is TALENTED.. but I wasn't feeling it. The lights were great, the back up musicians fantastic, but it just did not seem memorable. AND he didn't sing Gorilla HELLO! SEX SELLS.

This is all I have to say... What do y'all think?

Bruno Mars Super Bowl Performance

Sunday Social Week 4

Hey Guys!!!

Sorry today's Sunday Social is almost a Mistake Monday.. ( I couldn't come up with anything  cool for Monday.. sorry)

This Weeks Questions:::::

 

1. 4 Favorite bands you loved in high school: NSYNC, Destiny's Child, Pretty Ricky; No Doubt.

2. 4 go to meals you'd love to learn to cook or can cook really well: Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper ( my FAVVVVVVV), Red Beans and Rice, Rotel , and  Potato Soup. I'm pretty sure I lived on Hamburger helper since like 6th grade until I moved out. It was the first dinner thing I learned to make and I am still not tired of it. My wedding shower was a pot luck and I asked my grandmother to bring me some!
You know you're from Louisiana when eating red beans and rice is "fancy."
And there has been several nights I've made Rotel and that's been our dinner.

3. 4 necessities to your daily life.... my iPhone , my vehicles, gum, and my glasses.

4. 4 makeup necessities you must have if you could only have 4 on: ESO lip chap and mascara ... Does nail polish count? If it does Power Clutch Essie nail polish.

5. 4 favorite apps on your phone or iPad... I don't have an iPad sorry cool kids. Instagram,  Pinterest, Chase, YouTube.

Well I hope you guys had a good weekend!!!  Everyone ready for Monday? No? yeah me either...


 
.. My life



 

New money

Has anyone seen the new 100 bills ?

I had to do a double take . If you get a bill like this make sure in that circle there is picture when you hold it in the light . 100 and the bell change from gold to green. Also the strip in the middle of the bill.

Just a little info to avoid fraud !

East Texas Crossfit Comp/ Shreveport

So last Saturday A couple friends and myself drove to Longview Tx to surprise support our friend H in her first Crossfit competition .

After that we went to Longview Mall (nothing there) But anyone in the Longview area go see my friend Staci G at Journeys . 

Then we went back to Shreveport La where we got a hotel at the Holiday Inn. The bottom floor smelled like eggs and  I think we used the service elevator insets of of the regular. But once we got inside out room it was soo comfy.

2 hours of lounging we were ready to go eat !

If you are looking for a good place to eat go to Superior Grill. Get there early if you want a table . Definitely this is a place you want to bring your girls and party it up . When you go make sure you get a margarita , mango preferably . 

But it didn't work out for is after being seating for 45 minutes . All we got were margaritas ( long story ) . Soooo we heading on down to my favorite place .

Fridayyyys

Yeah I was scrapping all the cheese off that plate .

I only had 2 bites so be proud !

After all this I passed out at 10 . Pathetic !!!

Focus T 25

There are a couple bloggers who started T 25 January 1. And after watching a 30 min informerical I decided i wanted to try it also.

Shaun T the fitness genius has done it again with making a great workout. T 25 is 25 minutes plus an optional 2:25 for cool down. Tonya ( you know you know who she is) does ALL of the moves modified.  For 28 minutes i burn about 300 calories. And i feel accomplished after I'm done.
Anyone else doing T 25? Do do you like? Leave me some feedback!