Valentines Day Brought to you by Victoria Secret

Happy VALENTINES DAY!!

Last year I thought I would be comical on IG about Valentines Day...  ... I'm funny ain't I?

But seriously . I remember my single days and either you were a loser that HATED the existence of the holiday or you skipped work so you could get prepared for what ( or who) was going down later that night.

 

Now that I'm married I don't seem to care at all for it. I know I'm going to get flowers and I know we are going to fight the crowds of people to go somewhere to eat. BOO. I would rather have flowers on any other day of the week and lets face it its hard to cook every day so going out to eat is going to happen at least once.

 

I have been buying some type of bow lingerie for the past ehhhh 4 years. This year anticipating the quick arrival of Valentines day I went to Victoria Secret.com { because I  hate shopping in the store} to check out the selection. They even had a special little link just for Valentines Day . After I clicked it I couldn't believe my eyes. There was like 5 items!! WTH!!! 3 out of the 5 were the skirted garter things and I'm sorry but I just don't have time for all that mess. And JMN is not a fan of getting popped in the eye with the little stocking thingies. So I click on and this is what comes up. FINALLY!! someone has heard my prayers ! So I immediately look down to find a size and a price and there is NO OPTION to purchase this bow.

 cant someone strap some fabric on this bow so I can stuff my boobs in this thing for like 10 minutes ????

I mean come on now! Doesn't this count as false advertisement?

I'm Pissed

 

So I ended up buying this dainty bow thong and when I received it in the mall reminded me of that mesh gown they give you at the GYN when you're getting your boob exam.

tsk tsk tsk

 Anywayss y'all have a safe and enjoyable night! No baby making!!!