That gift you got for your wedding...

Sometimes you forget that you received a vacuum for your wedding . Being that The only carpet we have in our house is in the rooms it gets overlooked .. Don’t judge me!
Sunday while looking for a purse I found our beloved vacuum !
And out of 2 rooms this is what it looked like ..
Yes I am hanging my head in shame .. I’m horrible at cleaning
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Grad School

Guess what I’m doing on this glorious Wed evening? Watching tv? Shaving? Working out? NOPPPPPE.. HOMEWORK Say it with me ! HOMEWORK
Yeah you remember that shit you had to do in high school that took up all of your party time or texting time. The killer thing about homework in grad school is the teachers always want to know your thoughts on stuff! I’m over here thinking I DONT HAVE ANY THATS WHY IM PAYING YOU!! I want you to teach me how I need to think ! HELLLO! Isn’t that their job as an educator? Well at Grand Canyon University it is NOT!
This paper that I am about to write is going to be pretty interesting . Let me tell you my grand title .. YOU READY?
STUDENTS, TEACHERS, AND PARENTAL RIGHTS.. Sounds amazing right? So some of you might wonder why on earth would you write a paper about RIGHTS?.. my response to you is BECAUSE I HAVE TO .. DUH. But really this crap is pretty crazy especially since I plan to teach someone’s spoiled, whored out children. ( I have really high expectations don’t I?) Nah but teachers everywhere are getting fired for just living their lives ex. you think getting a divorce and leaving your spouse is a big deal? think about losing your job because you no longer fit the moral code of your school. That’s some crap!. OR going on Vacay and you or your friends post pictures of you dancing, or drinking and a nosy parent decides to call your principal. .. LAME { this is why I am unsearchable on FB & majority of the time I am deactivated} Life is crazy. OH and these kids with the sexting? They are going to ruin their lives and it’s not just boys getting in trouble to check your skanky tail daughters ( hoes come in all shapes sizes, sexualities, and genders)
BTW I’m sorry for all the random semi depressing post yesterday I was in a recovering FUNK.. I’m glad I’m out of that crap.. well today at least…
back to my paper
This post won’t update wtb!
AMN2

Blogosphere

Oh I wish I had an extra 5 hours to the weekends. When I think Ill have time it doesnt work out. I havent managed my time well enough to write to yall. IM SORRY. And this wont be the last apology. Currently I’m at work catching up on random celb gossip.
Something funny
My boss said that I care so much about gossip to run away from my life problems. That maybe a correct analyst of whats going on but what am I pose to do with my other free time if I dont creep? Talk to people? I guess I could read more , or decorate my house…
This is a boring post …

Dont marry...

So this weekend I had a great idea to blog about reasons to not marry someone this particular blog will not be great because I can’t remember all the great ideas I had.
DO NOT MARRY A GIRL WHO WAS RAISED IN A SINGLE PARENT HOME
Someone I am sure is wrinkling their nose at the screen saying why not ?
BUT us single parent raised women are CRAZY. You hear me. Down right dysfunctional..
I was raised in a single parent home. Not only have I not seen my father since age 12 my mother talked bad about him just about everyday. So i have a DIFFERENT perception of men , I have major trust issues, I want my “family” ( that I don’t have ) to be raised as I was raised. Meaning that when something needed done there was no waiting on daddy to get home it was do it yourself. So why wait for your signficant other to fix your car you take it to the shop. Take out the trash because who else is going to do it if you don’t. and the list may go on forever.
Somehow Justin decided that it was a good idea to marry me I tell you just about everyday I had meaningless thoughts that should not even be in the back of my head.
I realize that the relationship women have with their father sets a precedence for the future . So all of my meaningless sex adventures really comes out to not knowing my place with men . I used sex as a way to control things/ suppress things….
BUT that’s just life..
I’m having one of those I cant stand to be connected to someone day/week UGH.. I go from yay he’s such a nice partner to I would really like to run away to a different city where no one knows I’m married… BUT I have a homework assignment to complete so I cant get into this at the moment
AMN2

Fat Tales

Being declined for new insurance because youre too fat… thats a sad day
AMN2

Kelly Rowland + Dirty Laundry

Kelly Rowland has been carrying around a lot of emotional laundry for the last decade, and she’s finally cleaning out her hamper. Rowland debuted her powerful new single, “Dirty Laundry,” Wednesday (May 15), opening up about being jealous of Beyoncé’s success, the troubles of going solo and struggling through an abusive relationship.
Penned by her tour-mate, The Dream, for more than five straight minutes Rowland airs out every inch of her inner turmoil, admitting to hiding behind a persona (“When you make pain look this good it never wears out”) and feeling insecure about going solo (“Post-’Survivor,’ she on fire/Who wanna hear my bulls—?”).
At the root of Rowland’s troubles appears to be an ex-boyfriend who not only physically abused the Texas native, but turned the now 32-year-old away from her parents, and Bey (“Don’t nobody love you but me/ Not ya mama, not ya daddy, and especially not B.”)
Further in the song, she recounts eventually coming clean to her Destiny’s Child “sister,” who urged her to leave the relationship.
The media has long pitted Rowland against Bey. Following the end of DC, both women dropped solo albums within a year of each other, but it was 2003′s Dangerously in Love that catapulted Beyoncé to super-stardom, selling more than 4 million records, and winning five Grammys. In comparison, her former group member’s Simply Deep debut pushed only 600,000 units domestically, but clocked over 2 million copies in worldwide sales.
Opening up like never before, Rowland’s “Dirty Laundry” is not only lyrically on point, but misses no steps in the production department, making for true musical synergy.
Her forthcoming Talk a Good Game release is due out next month, while “Dirty Laundry” will be available on iTunes May 21.
Rowland is also prepping a joint tour with The Dream launching May 23.
*** BET.COM***

Mariah Carey + Miguel = Beautiful Music Video

Mariah looks GOOODDD!. Im not too excited about this song tho.  Miaguel I need him to get his life together. I mean Nothing he has done recently has impressed me. I think his first album was wayyy better than the 1st. Take a lok for yourself.
http://vevo.ly/15ILLVz
AMN2

Legally Bonded

I have decided that I am going to make a section just for my rants about being married to JMN. A friend told me that the post I made was the funniest one ! YOU ASK I SHALL GIVE!
If you know me you know that when I decided to get married it was a shock. I had paraded for years that marriage was not for me. And really the term marriage just sounds like a slow death MAR RIAGEEEEE
Todays rant begins with JMN calling me to bring him something for lunch of course my response was NO because that hoe doesn’t bring me  lunch  and I had already been super nice the day before by bringing him a salad to his work. I cant be too sweet because hell start to take advantage.  ANYWHO I told him I was leaving work and the bugger was like do you want to have lunch with me instead.. ( now since he’s inviting that means he’s paying!) HECK YEAH ill pick you up.
The next struggle was picking where we wanted to eat which finally we settled on Pickle Barrel ( YUMMMM) . This story is getting way long… TO THE CHASE. A mutual friend of ours was graduating the next day and this bastard did not even let me know ! Now Pooh Bear as I will refer to him and I have been friends since the 7th grade. We use to spend a lot of time together. He’s been to BOTH of my graduations and you know I HAVE to go to his . HELLO what kind of friend does JMN think I am. Basically he thought that since he wasn’t going ( due to work) that I wasn’t going. PSHHH
This is not the 1st time this has happened. JMN never tells me when WE are pose to do things in advance.   A couple weeks ago he told me about a wedding 45 min before it started ! I had just gotten out the shower head wet and was about to settle in on my couch to watch Kourtney and Kim Take Miami. ( LOVE THEM)
HUSBANDS SPOUSES PARTNERS STOP THE MADNESS!
AMN2
photo 1 photo 2 This was after graduation..  I wish I wasn’t hunched over like that
AMN2

Mama Laughlin

Inspiring words from  Mama Laughlin
Here’s to you Healthy Girl,
Here’s to getting up at 4:30am.
To making your sweat cry all over the gym floor.
To lacing up when you’d rather sit on the couch.
To shopping sprees on workout gear instead of purses.
To Runners Wings.
To Runners Highs.
To bruises and scrapes and cuts from Crossfit.
To blisters and calluses from weight lifting.
To coming home from work and changing into workout clothes instead of comfy ones.
To ordering grilled fish instead of a cheeseburger.
To sacrificing sleep for workouts.
To taking hours to food prep.
To chasing your kids around the park instead of sitting on the bench.
To slipping on a pair of pants to find they are too big.
To buying a smaller size.
To wearing a bikini for the first time in years.
To embracing your flaws because you work hard.
To the ipods that hold your “go hard” music.
To finding the perfect pace.
To running in 100 degree heat.
To running in freezing cold.
To running at all.
To earning it when others don’t have to.
To tank top season.
To PR’ing in a race.
To crying at the finish line.
To fist pumping at the finish line.
To crossing the finish line.
To running through pain.
To sacrificing late nights out so you can make it to the gym in the morning.
To eating big ass salads.
To skipping out on the chocolate cake.
To turning heads.
To feeling sexy.
To lifting heavy.
To squatting ’till your ass hurts.
To clothes drenched in sweat.
To chafe marks from running.
To not hating dressing rooms.
To not being out of breath when walking.
To craving fruits and veggies.
To sweat dripping down your forehead into your eyes.
To fitting in your friends clothes.
To trying new fashion trends.
To feeling invincible.
To being faster, stronger and better than yesterday.

Melanie Fiona + Wrong side of a love song

“Wrong Side Of A Love Song”
Where were you when I needed a friend?
Thought I could be strong
Never knew I’d be so wrong
A heart-breaker most of my life
Suddenly all changed
The moment you left me
And walked out my life
I tried to play cool
But instead I was playing myself
What you gotta know about me
Is that I’m dying in this lonely hell
And I don’t wanna be without you
Cause I can hardly breathe without you
This is what it feels to be the one
Who’s standin’ left behind
How did I become the wrong side of the love song?
Baby, I’m a mess
Out of every piece and part of me
You were always the best
But instead I was leaving you here alone
But I didn’t mean it,
No, I didn’t mean it
Now I’m begging, baby, come home
And you got me singing why,
Why you wanna make me cry?
I’ll be thinking ’bout you
Got me dreaming ’bout you
Every single day and night
And I don’t wanna be without you
Cause I can hardly breathe without you
This is what it feels to be the one
Who’s standin’ left behind
How did I become the wrong side of the love song?
How, baby?
Wanna know why?
Can you tell me, why?
Said that you’ll be there for me
Said you’ll care for me
So now you’re gonna say goodbye
And I don’t wanna be without you
Cause I can hardly breathe without you
This is what it feels to be the one
Who’s standin’ left behind
How did I become the wrong side of the love song?
Why, why?
Why!? Why?! Why?! Oh oh oh need you oh
I really, really need you now, I really really need you now
I really, really need you now, I really really need you now, boy
Oh, baby, oh, baby, please

Go Go Mighty Green Thumb

As a kid I spent a lot of my time outside with my GG “gardening” aka playing and helping watering stuff. As I got older I really liked planting seeds and watching stuff grow. but usually we would go on vacation and when we got back everything would be dead from lack of water and stupid Louisiana heat.
So when Mr. Fats and I bought his house I couldn’t wait to plant stuff. My friend Cathy and I went to Home Depot and I spent  a butt load of money of gardening stuff and after that day we never did anything else. and or course I went on vacation and the plants died. whatever.
Then when I was preparing for my wedding a friend of mine bought me some sunflower seeds to plant so I didn’t have to pay for flowers and I didn’t even think about planting them… okay I did enough to buy 4 extra packs and they’ve been sitting in my kitchen drawer. UNTIL SUNDAY ! I was pissed off that our yard had not been mowed in 3 weeks and I decided to get it done! eventually fats came out to weed eat and complain ( men) . After picking up branches that could have been used as serious weapons I watered my flowers that planted then I decided to finally put them in there pots . THEN I got the idea of reusing those little black popsicle holders to plant my sunflowers in. Hopefully they start to bloom and I can transfer them to this nice spot in the front of my yard.
Here’s 50 pictures documenting this process.
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Les Mes` W4 D...

Oh what a terrible week for weight loss!
Since I started school & I had a mini vacation this week I had absolutely no time to get things done !
Monday I did abs TuesdaY-Thursday I did nothing ! Friday I did Abs & today when I get home ( currently in Wylie TX) I plan to do cardio because I need some cardio in my life !
Maybe Sunday I can be amazing & crank out the plyometrics & cardio recovery .
I would like go bland school, work,& busy friends for messing up my week 4 !
How’s everyone’s workout week going ?
Great ? I bet .. You little overachievers
AMN2

Wylie/Dallas Texas

Texas ! I hear so many ppl talk about how fantastic it is all the time but in actuality Texas is pretty snooty !
The Freeway which happens to be having construction but my Navi doesn’t understand . There are no lines on the road & ppl are psycho drivers. I’m pretty sure I almost jumped out if the car twice .
I will say that I’m impressed by the amount of Targets y’all have around & the lack of MCD on every corner .
But y’all can def keep the 35 mph that y’all have plastered everywhere SCREW THAT!
I am also aware of the unlimited goodies y’all have via Thrift World ! I just don’t have the time to go :(
Also Shout outs to Sam Moon for the extensive watch collection I now possess .
I see myself here quite a bit thus summer courtesy of Mr & Mrs McDowell!!