When you are a kid amusement parks are the END ALL of excitement. Of course when I was little I didn't get a chance to get that out of my system. Dont start thinking that my parents are horrible people but it was just be I didn't really get to hang out with friends or cousins so if we went to the fair it was just me riding all the rides alone. Disney? same thing. So my parents weren't all excited to take me to six flags and junk . Don't feel sorry for me my life gets better.
In the 10th grade I was taking Spanish 1 and my friend Rayme ( as I affectionately call him) joined Spanish club. With our luck we were able to go on the Spanish Club trip to San Antonio Texas with a stop at Six Flags . I was ecstatic! Although the pictures really don't show it. That was the year my computer crashed and I lost over 600 pictures..( Omg it still hurts.) Dang Gateway. So I only have 2 pictures to commemorate this glorious event.
Check out that sweat suit... makes me look like the pink panther. Also Rayme Katie and myself were the only Sophomores, and there were several cute Jrs and Seniors I knew from band. I was in heaven... oh the memories.
Fast forward to 2014.
JMN best friend wanted to take one of his concubines to Six Flags and told JMN that he had tickets for us all. After serious begging from JMN I decided I should go because this man rarely asks me to do anything . My only stipulation was that we stay with my BFF in Dallas. ( SHOUT OUT)
A good morning turned into a horrible day.
The ride I attempted to get on was the very one from the picture above. When I tell you it was the most embarrassing depressing situation in my life . I mean it was at my very top.
My butt literally sat me above the sit and the buckle couldn't reach. I was soooo hurt. I texted my BFF and cried. After that I boycotted all other rides at Six Flags. And after spending over $160 for tickets because JMN best friend lied about the ticketing situation( which further pissed me off and the only convincing factor of me going in the first place)
Did I mention it was hot as BALLS> Dramatics Tears and Heat don't mix.It took me 24 hours to get over it. And the only reason why I did was because I started thinking about Kim Kardashian. Do you think she could put her big ole booty on a 6 flags ride? ( I'm going to say no) What about Serena Williams? Nicki Minaj? Iggy Azalea? JLO?
I mean I am in good company so why on earth would I be sad?
#BigBootyGirlproblems
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