If you're country and you know it clap your hands

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So the most wonderful thing happened to me this weekend. My friend Ej fixed my iPhone 5 screen. If you are rolling your eyes or thinking okay and... Well its a pretty big deal. A because I ordered a part on Amazon on a Wed evening and it came in the mail on Sat.

B I had 1500 pictures from that phone that wasn't uploaded to my computer

C he did it POINT BLANK

D I have some many posts I can finish now because I have the photos.

HOT DANG

Shout out to EJ

Anywhooooo

For all of you country people who read my blog this post is for you.

 

My other half JMN LOVES four wheeling and I LOVE mud. So it is a given that we would ride together. I love it! Back in April we went to a trail ride called Cooterville. Basically there's a bunch of land and they have cleared certain paths and ditches for you to ride in. We picked a real good time because there was water everywhere. I mean you literally couldn't see the road.

 

It was a good time. Beer- Turkey Sandwiches- and hopefully you don't run into snakes ( because no one has time for that)

 

 

Merry Plaguemas

AI hope everyone had a wonderful holiday with food, family , and festive festivities ☺️.  Over in the Nelson household we eat chocolate pancakes while watching the biggest loser and going to a 24 hour Heath clinic .. Life YUP ! I got a case of the loser on Christmas Eve.

And this is what it progressed to on Christmas Day . Also had to it the sores that are In my scalp.

The staff at Affinity Health ( and I do mean staff - 4 people came to look at me) aren't really sure what's wrong with me. ( just my luck) So what do doctors do when they are unsure ? YouTube !! 

Can I YouTube myself a medical degree ? I wanna wear scrubs and give false hope to folks .

Anywho I got some blood drawn, a script, and a shot in the hip. Hopefully on Monday I'll get a call and someone can tell me I'm okay . 

Personally I think it was just the seafood I had at my miL on Sunday. Unless I've picked up some 18th century SLORE disease . ( nahhhh) but the doctor did ask if I had unprotected sex 😳 . I kind of looked at her like (ever?) or in the last 6 months . If you ever want to get the conversation awkward ask someone if they have STD and if they've been playing chubby bunny with their vagina . You are sure to get a verbal reaction or a slap to the face .

My visit to Affinity was great . 24 hours a day and the co-pay is what I would normally pay at the doctors office . Fast service too. Unless my MIL pulled some strings .(🙌🙌). AMN approved

The rest of our day went as followed JMN driving around aimlessly texting and driving burning my gas. Then over to The Wise residence to talk to moma wise stuff our faces until  Jasmine decided to come home . Then off to walgreens to get pictures & medication ( post coming soon) Then to the Jackson's for more face stuffings and cutting up with Joseph . But by 10 we made it hope with 2 Guns (redbox special) .

I left something out ! Mud riding in 20 degree weather 

I should clean that mirror huh ? Oh well

Haa

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