The Kardashian/Jenner Apps: Kim

In true fan behavior, the first day the Kardashian/ Jenner apps were released I subscribed to Khloe & Kim's. At the time Khloe had risen to be my favorite Kardashian over Kim and as a legit fan I was really interested in the content they would show.

The best part of these apps are the live streaming . I love being at home and getting a ding to let me know their live or especially when I'm in the car for a long drive . It is so interesting to me to see their day to day lives. It must be the inner creeper in me.

There's a couple things I didn't like Kim's app. Now I love looking at all the amazing outfits she wears but I realized that her wardrobe  has really changed over the last couple of years and I'm not for it. For many reasons: I live in LA and I get a lot of inspiration for outfits from what I see on TV or IG. I don't hob nob with designers and honestly I could care less about Lou Boutin ( add fancy accent) or Giuseppe ( Did I spell that right ? Whatever) I want to see things that I can afford, and wear to Target when I leave work. There's is nothing that she posts that I can personally " copy".

Kim's "Glam" posts all look the same to me. Plus I think she's gorgeous without makeup.

The the live streams started to not work so they weren't on them. I canceled Kim's app after about a month or 2 because I wasnt interested in the content. I've kept Khloe's although  2/3 months into it  I started having serious problems with the app not allowing me to see the information for the paid members. I actually had to email the help desk a couple times and they were not the friendliest. I actually copied and pasted some stuff to Twitter to see if anyone was having the same issues I was having.  I really liked Kylies. I loved the  crib additions and her live streams. Plus she really does have a great sense of style.  I hate that it took forever got Kourtney's app to launch. I loved all of the decor and the organic recipes.  I never downloaded Kendall's. I might try hers soon. I feel like I will see more of them now that I have Snap chat and its free.

Why I'm falling out of love with Kim K

I've been following Kim and her family from the very beginning of their stardom and over the last 55 years , I recently just started to get a negative thought about her.  Actually since her app came out I realized more and more that she is not relatable. Nothing in her life mirrors mine. When I think about it really hard the  only things we have in common are that we are both apart of crazy families, and were married to attractive men........ Yep, that's it.

I use to envy her style, traveling the world, celebrity friendships, and just care free spirit. Lets not forget she's gorgeous.

You might be reading this blog and thing DUH Alisa, did you really think you had anything in common with KIM KARDASHIAN. And my response after thinking about it a second would  have to be no. But I think in a way I just looked up to her.

Season 11 of KUWTK, There was a lot of issues with Kim and Kris. When Kim talked to her I found myself shaking my head because of the way she was speaking to her mom. And from what I have gather from TV and social media she seems to be a pretty amazing mom.

Did anyone have her app in DEC?
 There was one live stream with Caitlyn and Kim, they were baking cookies I believe and she was screaming about not being shown on camera. She had jus had Saint and personally I  thought that would have been a great opportunity to show the world that you don't have to be perfect after giving birth. But it seems as if she only wanted to be seen after the  baby weight or  gotten some rest from the long nights. For mothers out there going through the same thing  I think it would have been empowering for them to see her and find comfort in what being a new mother looks like. But by her saying no over and over not to show her makes me think shes embarrassed to not be " glammed" and thin everyday which honestly isn't real life for most of us fans.


Anyone feel me on this? Or am I crazy?

Also if I see one more jacket drapped over her shoulders I am going to scream. WHO DOES THAT?

Selfish - Kim Kardashian+ Book reView

Selfish was released on May 5, 2015.
I was enthused about a book that was just pictures of Kim K. When I got this cute little book in the mail I set on my night stand for a couple days because I had no idea what I was going to get engrossed in and I wanted to make sure I had enough time to be fully immersed in it.

Unfortunately I am not 100% fan of Selfish Maybe 85% . Let me tell you why. When you put the book in your hands I personally thought its so adorable . It looks like it would have had 500 Polaroid pictures in it. But once you open it you realize its pictures has been re sized to fit the pages and due to the binding of the book some of the pictures ( depending on how deep you are into the book) cant be fully seen. There are several pictures that the photo runs into the "crack" of the book.

Reason 2 there is some personal text that Kim used to describe the pictures. It seems as if she was writing from a word bank. I cant tell you how many times she spoke about " her glam" . I feel like she could have expressed her thoughts about the pictures in a better way to make them more personal for her readers. Not just about who did her makeup that day.

As I got to the middle of the book there were black pages. I thought " awe man I shouldn't have bought this book from Amazon, they obviously messed up printing." But I realized that wasn't the case after I kept flipping. Kim used the pictures that leaked on Twitter during the hacking to put in the book.  I had no idea that she was hacked and the pictures where on twitter. And I didn't know she was going to put them in her book. Now I see this in two ways. How smart of Kim to add these to her book. Why not? They are already out there. And they are darn good pics. I mean Kim K was naked.. I mean NAKED NAKED.  After the initial shock I had to call Elise  to tell her about it.

 But  I thought when Kim became a mother she would be different. In the words of Kanye " y'all cant tell me she's not one of the most beautiful woman  in the world" No I certainly can not  Because Kim K is def number 1 on my list . ANd I feel like a hippocritic for thinking that once you become a mother you aren't suppose to show your self off because what's wrong with that? Nothing... I'm just in a hard place about it.  How will they explain that to North and her future sibling. " hey mom took a bad situation and turned it into a marketing plan that yeilded this amount of income , that we used for blah blah blah ". May be ?

Usually I would post a link to Good Reads but the comments are too negative and this is not a site for Kardashian bashing.
Go buy this book !
Selfish