The Kardashian/Jenner Apps: Kim

In true fan behavior, the first day the Kardashian/ Jenner apps were released I subscribed to Khloe & Kim's. At the time Khloe had risen to be my favorite Kardashian over Kim and as a legit fan I was really interested in the content they would show.

The best part of these apps are the live streaming . I love being at home and getting a ding to let me know their live or especially when I'm in the car for a long drive . It is so interesting to me to see their day to day lives. It must be the inner creeper in me.

There's a couple things I didn't like Kim's app. Now I love looking at all the amazing outfits she wears but I realized that her wardrobe  has really changed over the last couple of years and I'm not for it. For many reasons: I live in LA and I get a lot of inspiration for outfits from what I see on TV or IG. I don't hob nob with designers and honestly I could care less about Lou Boutin ( add fancy accent) or Giuseppe ( Did I spell that right ? Whatever) I want to see things that I can afford, and wear to Target when I leave work. There's is nothing that she posts that I can personally " copy".

Kim's "Glam" posts all look the same to me. Plus I think she's gorgeous without makeup.

The the live streams started to not work so they weren't on them. I canceled Kim's app after about a month or 2 because I wasnt interested in the content. I've kept Khloe's although  2/3 months into it  I started having serious problems with the app not allowing me to see the information for the paid members. I actually had to email the help desk a couple times and they were not the friendliest. I actually copied and pasted some stuff to Twitter to see if anyone was having the same issues I was having.  I really liked Kylies. I loved the  crib additions and her live streams. Plus she really does have a great sense of style.  I hate that it took forever got Kourtney's app to launch. I loved all of the decor and the organic recipes.  I never downloaded Kendall's. I might try hers soon. I feel like I will see more of them now that I have Snap chat and its free.

Why I'm falling out of love with Kim K

I've been following Kim and her family from the very beginning of their stardom and over the last 55 years , I recently just started to get a negative thought about her.  Actually since her app came out I realized more and more that she is not relatable. Nothing in her life mirrors mine. When I think about it really hard the  only things we have in common are that we are both apart of crazy families, and were married to attractive men........ Yep, that's it.

I use to envy her style, traveling the world, celebrity friendships, and just care free spirit. Lets not forget she's gorgeous.

You might be reading this blog and thing DUH Alisa, did you really think you had anything in common with KIM KARDASHIAN. And my response after thinking about it a second would  have to be no. But I think in a way I just looked up to her.

Season 11 of KUWTK, There was a lot of issues with Kim and Kris. When Kim talked to her I found myself shaking my head because of the way she was speaking to her mom. And from what I have gather from TV and social media she seems to be a pretty amazing mom.

Did anyone have her app in DEC?
 There was one live stream with Caitlyn and Kim, they were baking cookies I believe and she was screaming about not being shown on camera. She had jus had Saint and personally I  thought that would have been a great opportunity to show the world that you don't have to be perfect after giving birth. But it seems as if she only wanted to be seen after the  baby weight or  gotten some rest from the long nights. For mothers out there going through the same thing  I think it would have been empowering for them to see her and find comfort in what being a new mother looks like. But by her saying no over and over not to show her makes me think shes embarrassed to not be " glammed" and thin everyday which honestly isn't real life for most of us fans.


Anyone feel me on this? Or am I crazy?

Also if I see one more jacket drapped over her shoulders I am going to scream. WHO DOES THAT?

Dedication Tour : Lil Wayne & Rae Sremmurd :: FEB 2016

I've seen Lil Wayne in concert a couple times. So when he was coming to a local city my friend Cathy & I decided to make a day trip and go see him. Tickets were reasonable and I actually knew the openers. 

Rae Sremmurd was HYPE! I bought their album when it was on sale on iTunes when I saw Charlemagne ( Breakfast Club) give them a thumbs up on IG. They have a couple bangers and I appreciate any artist that can get the crowd hype enough to sing along on beat.

But when Lil Wayne came out .... the bass literally raddled our seats for about 2 hours. It was like we were sitting in a vibration chair. He did all his hits. I was pretty pleased and per usual I was rapping and shaking my behind in the seat. He brought out Mack Mane on one song ( but aint nobody checking for him).

It was kinda crazy when you looked out into the audience. You had the thugs, the hoes, small kids (what was their parents thinking), COUNTRY people, and the emo , goth type. I love seeing that because it really shows you how music touches everyone. 

Snapback Sunday

Myself at the New Orleans Color Run 2013.

I'm starting this series hoping that I will get tired of the world looking at me at a smaller size therefore I'll stop stuffing my mouth with cake, Kit Kats, and Sonic. 

Seattle 2016: Cupcake Royale

I am sitting in the most amazing place I've ever been. It's 5.26 and it's 7pm. I am sitting in Cupcake Royale. I feel like this is everything I've seen on tv my entire life. There's music playing the employees are happy and they are singing aloud to the music.  I'm sitting at the window with my paperbags while I use the wifi to write this.

I had a pretty good butter cream baby cake and a short cap. You guys know I don't drink coffee.  The baristas are in a good mood . There's laughter. There's one other customer in here probably doing work and she's probably pissed because I sat right behind her. But I don't care, I needed to charge my phone.

On the patio there's two guys having an in-depth discussion about life I'm sure. 

I am in city heaven. 

This tall blonde in her old navy black khakis keeps running by the store front. come on... ( side eye) Did I mention that I'm drinking this cap out of a tiny coffee cup/ tea cup. 

Surprise Surprise

I am going to throw CyCy a surprise 10th birthday party. 

I've never "thrown " a birthday party for a kid. As a kid my family didn't celebrate birthdays but as a grown up I have become super fond of the day that others are born into the world. 

God willing our fence will be finished and we can have it in the back yard. The theme will be a garden party. I have ideas for the  cake, party favors, and some games. Stay tuned to see what magic I'm able to pull together.

Presents: Late Christmas.

A couple weeks ago my friend Bleu walked into my office with these adorable owl shot glasses. She'd just forgotten to give me my Christmas present. Regardless of not getting them at Christmas I love them ! 

Pre Summer fun

I love being outside on a nice day. I spent a lot of my childhood outside. Playing in mud , playing with the chickens, mowing yards, swinging etc. It pains me greatly when I see kids in the house all the time. Why? I know a kid who only wants to go outside when someone else is there. 😒

So one day I called up the kids and invited them over to play. We had a water gun fight, slip and slide time, and played with Southern. Sounds like everything childhood is made of huh?

Dirt Cheap : Doc McStuffins Checkup Center.

Dirt Chezmo for the win. I bought this wonderful thing for $15. Checkout the savings !

BSR Cable Park

A good friend of mine told me about using Pinterest to plan my vacations. I don't know why I didn't think about it when I use Pinterest to plan every other aspect of my life. 

I came across this picture of a slide call The Royal Flush. It looked amazing. I then looked it up on YouTube. 

In the middle of no where in Waco,TX the BSR park is a small  escape from day to day life. It has skiing cables, the longest lazy river in Waco, and The Royal Flush. 

There's a DJ, you can bring four wheelers," beverages ", and just a freaking good time.  I thoroughly enjoyed it. I wished JMN and Joe would have been there because I know they would have loved it. 

CyCy's hair update

Y'all doing hair hasn't been that bad. I really feel like I should get a pat on the back. Although I am still up to my normal shenanigans with my own hair  I try my hardest to make sure CyCy's hair is washed, deep conditioned, and straightened weekly. 

I think it might actually be growing too.  

When she came to us she had a texturizer put in her hair. According to my research that loosens your natural hair pattern which makes it easier to comb your hair. In my house I don't have time for all that so I've been sticking to less heat and no extra chemicals. 

High 5 for me right ? 

Waco, TX 2016- Farm Day

In May we went to Waco Tx. The weekend we picked they happened to have their yearly farm day. The farm we visited allows people from all over be world to come visit and learn their ways of the land. Then take it back to their home. How amazing is that ? 

There was all types of stuff happening. Different vendors, face painting, crafts, animals to pet and purchase , seminars , and you could purchase food that was grown and raised on the farm. 

We all loved farm day. It's something I will never forget.