Vidalia La Police Department

Let me tell you guys a story.
On 2.10.13 I was coming home from a great time at the Color Run in New Orleans with my best friend . Click HERE to read about that !!

I had my brand new car for about 2 weeks and I was super excited to take it for a long drive. I hadn't really gotten use to how to operate it . And it was really fast. Just a little tap of the accelerator it would go wayyy faster than my truck. 

Long story and excuses later - I got pulled over for speeding . 60 in a 45 mby ? You know when your going thru small towns you have to pay attention to the signs bc they change quicker than Nicky Minaj changes hair styles.

My passenger had been annoying me for some time now and when the red lights flashed behind us it just increased her chatter . So I'm frustrated, I'm getting a ticket, and I'm pissed at my passenger, my car, and the fact we just went through a really bad storm .

The ticket had to be paid by the 1st of April it was $100 and something dollars. I live in an alternate universe and do not have checks so I went to my favorite university gas station and bought a money order . Filled it out stuffed the stub in a wallet I had at the time and sent it on March 26.

Fast forward to July i received a letter in the mail stating that my license will be suspended . I am freaking out ! I had a hectic day at work long meeting and I come home to this mess in the mail. I have never received anything certified and this important . I drive for a living so having my license is really important . Plus I care about what's on my record.

The next day I called V Police spoke to a Ms Brown , thought I got everything squared away . I asked for a piece of paper confirming my innocence . She told me she would send a copy to the dmv .

In Aug I got another ticket in my car for speeding 72 in 55. Paid it no problems . 
 
Then October I'm leaving from a clients house I'm kind if lost and I think I'm farther out in town that I really am. There is no speed signs anywhere. So I think to myself I must be on the highway which is 65. I start speeding up and guess what happens  lights . I'm the dummy that slows down instead of speeding up .  I could have clearly gotten away from him. Then I past the speed sign and notice that I am not in 65 I'm in a 50.
 
I get pulled over, there was a nice officer who tells me I'm going 64/50 . But also informs me that my license is suspended and he could take me to jail. I guess he saw the panic in my eyes bc I almost died from shock. Jail ? Me? What did I do ? Why do I have a suspended license ? Where did that come from ! He couldn't tell me but he wrote me a citation and told me to keep kicking at a slow pace. I call my other client and cancel and I look up vidalia police station and talk to Ms Brown. 

She doesn't remember who I am and tells me she is closing in 10mins . She is going to give me 15 to get to my house to send her a picture of the information she sent me . So you know that means I have to speed to my house and tear up my office looking for a letter she sent to me . After about an hour back and forth on the phone . Ms Brown informs me that my ticket was coded incorrectly into their system . She was sending me an official letter about the mistake , and something to take to the DMV.

I go to the DMV and the lady had NO remorse for the situation I was in . She said this happens all the time 😳Bitch what ? Y'all arrest and fuck over people all the time ? I'm soo confused why. ? 

At this point I'm pissed . I'm going on a vacation for my birthday. I didn't even look on the ticket to see when my court date is to have the suspended portion of my ticket removed. When I came back from my trip and remember to look it's Nov 24 And plain as day on the ticket it reads 11/12/13
I'm am once again having a heart attack about this ticket . The next morning I awake up at 7 am and started calling everyone in Morehouse parish. The court house doesn't open until 830. I'm pretty sure I was the first call and the receptionist informs me that that date was incorrect and court is in December. THANK GOD!

I go to court all prepared and fancy.  I look around and realize i am def a fish out of water. I brought all my paperwork and I am Ready to get this mess over with!
But all the judge wanted to hear was guilty - not guilty . I plead not guilty and was given another date of 1.6.14



I returned to court after a glorious weekend in Orange Beach AL READ HERE . The officers in the court are super sweet and one of them flat out asks me why am I here. I give him a short synopsis as to why and his response is "baby slow down"  (side eye). This court situation was CRAZY. Majority of the charges were drug related, stalker chargers, and driving without a license. When it got to me the DA Devin was very nice and he seemed to understand what happened and told me that it happened all the time in these smaller cities but people never keep up with their paperwork, or follow up to prove anything. He told me he would dismiss my suspension and i had until March 17 to pay my speeding ticket. I thanked him and went about my business. I was glad that i had documentation and proved i was innocent in this situation. But i bit of me wanted to get my speeding ticket completely removed. ( cant blame a girl for trying?)

Two weeks ago i come home from another hectic day at work ( Work has been real crazy lately) and I have another piece of certified mail. This one stating that on 2/23/14 my license will be suspended for 365 days for driving under suspension. Here goes my blood pressure again! Its after 4 i cant call anyone the only person who is getting an ear full is JMN. I am thinking is this ever going to end??

The next morning I call back to Ms. Brown and all i want to do is cuss her out. Because once again she doesn't remember me and she tells me that basically this is all my fault.  Instead i hung up and called the state which the state told me i needed to contact Morehouse Parish Police. When i did that the receptionist told me there was nothing she could do. ( insert cuss words) This happens to be during our ice storms and I am risking my life to drive to Bastrop and get this done .
On Friday  Valentines  I got to bastrop ( after the ice has melted) stand 45 minutes in the DA office and finally get a letter stating my suspension is dismissed. She told me i must take this to my DMV and have it cleared.

I forgot to add another reason why it was so important i got this taken care of in a timely matter is because I am going to Disney with my niece Madison in May . And i needed to get her a copy of my license to her before Monday. She called to tell me this on Wed (Wed and Thursday were ice days) and Monday is a holiday  so TODAY Friday 2/14 is the only day i had to get it DONE!

Friday 2/21 ( over a year now) i go to the DMV.


  There were NO tickets to even take! There were over 100 ppl in the building and no chairs to sit in. I repeat NO chairs to sit in. Over 100 people in the building. After 20 minutes of walking in and out trying to call the state which didn't have any room of me to hold. I came inside to an employee handing out new tickets . I went outside and grabbed my phone charger ( lucky I had it) and popped a squat Indian style against a wall on the opposite side of the room. My number was A11 and they were on J2.
 
My bFF and husband were in town they love me so much that they bought me lunch.I got to explain to them the struggles that is my life . I got to the DMV about ehh 11ish . It was now about 1:45. I got brave and decided to drive to WM and check out their DMV. I should have known since the parking lot was full there was a wait. They were on B10 and the ticket i pulled was E50. Back to my original spot i go..
 When i arrived back it seemed like momentum had picked up. They were on 89.  The room had ever more people in it waiting and it was almost 3 . Finally my number was called . I felt like i had been chosen to compete in an Olympic sport.
 
I had ALL of my documentation and explained to the lady my situation and i needed my license cleared. She told me it would be $63 and I lost my shit. She had to call over another rep and after 40 minutes, copies of all of information, me on the verge of tears, a heart attack and a nervous breakdown they deleted it from the system.  After seconds of relief i triple checked with the rep to make sure i do not have anything else on my record besides tickets. And that is when she informed me of a improper use of equipment violation that will be on my record for 5 years.
 
 
I explain all of this to say. KEEP UP WITH YOUR PAPERWORK - TRIPLE CHECK ALL YOUR SHIT-
 
It seems as though it is taking more time to keep myself innocent than actually committing a crime or something. I am beyond frustrated that i still have to DO MORE to get this off of my license.

 
.... Man this is lengthy ... But you see the mess I'm in....

**** APOLOGIZES AND DISCLAIMER****  AFTER COMPLETING THIS STORY I REALIZE I SAID Vidalia Police Station. THAT IS INCORRECT I RECEIVED ALL OF THIS CRAP IN FERRIDAY LA. TOWN OF VIDALIA I LOVE YOU . FERRIDAY FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

 


Sunday Social Week 7


Hey Guys Happy Sunday Social Day!!!
I know it is pretty late but hey! late is better than never!

This Weeks Questions:
1. Favorite breakfast food: If I could eat what I want and not get fat? Grill cheese and a chocolate chip pecan waffle, bacon and hash browns yummmmmmy

2. Best way to spend a free day: Half nakedness while watching a good show on TV ex Kardashian marathon, Sex and the City, Real World etc.

3. Airline ticket to anywhere in the world….where would you go and why? London .. because that is the place I have wanted to go all my life.

4. You can only leave the house with one thing…what is it? Okay this is tricky because I want to say my iPhone but clearly if I didn't take my keys I wouldn't be going far. :/ See my dilemma

5. How do you take your coffee? French Vanilla creamer and 1 packet of sugar 

See you guys next week !!!


Weekly workout recap


This picture is what I would like to call trapped in the light .
This is the week of Louisiana's ice storm . I only went to Zumba on Monday because Tuesday it was too dangerous to leave my home. When I mean too dangerous I mean folks can't drive in the rain here and there is no way I am going to be on the road with people who are going to drive fast on crappy roads in rain, sleet and an inch of ice on the road. NOPE 😓 I love my life too much for that mess . And although I was at home I didn't run either . I know I know I'm a horrible lazy individual but get over it ! weight loss 0 AMN 3.2

I'm sorry but I'm not sorry

So sorry for the lack of posts this week . I will make up for it by flooding your inboxes with posts today . You know sometimes in life you get busy and are not able to spend time on your hobbies . Things I do over blogging .
Work
Sleep
Eat 
Repeat ( I have a real exciting life don't I?)

Sunday Social Week 6


Happy Sunday ! I hope your weekend has been full of fun friends and family.
I am linking up with Neely for Sunday Social
This weeks questions are::
 

1. What are your favorite things to do on a lazy day?
This week I have had more time to be lazy that I have had in quite on sometime. I live in Louisiana and we've had some icy weather so we were off a couple days this week from work. Being the workaholic that i am i still had a couple of meetings and phone calls . I caught up on all my shows and the new red box movies so i really did nothing.   On a normal lazy i blog, play with Noella  and do some celebrity stalking.

2. What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Lately I've really been into reality shows.



3. What is your favorite road trip music?
i have a 30gb ipod and i have everything on there from Ashlee Simpson circa 2005 to Avril Lavinge 2000 and Beyonce now. I'm all over the place. But recently i have been buying 90s music that i grew up on. Missy Elliot SWV TLC  all the GEWD stuff. I just love music!

4. What are your favorite magazines or books to read by the pool or laying around?
I'm brown -there is no need whats so ever for me to "lay out" I would rather swim anyway...  But i do have a subscription to Cosmopolitan and I really get excited when VS catalog comes in the mail.
 Book wise I'm still stuck in the young adult section. Right now i am reading Size 12 is not fat by Meg Cabot. But i am also known for reading some good smut . Eric Jerome Dickey  or Zane

5. What is your favorite snack?
Lays classic- hot tamales - peanut butter m&ms - Reese's and kit kats

Thats it for this week !! Yall have a good day!


Valentines Day Brought to you by Victoria Secret

Happy VALENTINES DAY!!
Last year I thought I would be comical on IG about Valentines Day...  ... I'm funny ain't I?
But seriously . I remember my single days and either you were a loser that HATED the existence of the holiday or you skipped work so you could get prepared for what ( or who) was going down later that night.
 
Now that I'm married I don't seem to care at all for it. I know I'm going to get flowers and I know we are going to fight the crowds of people to go somewhere to eat. BOO. I would rather have flowers on any other day of the week and lets face it its hard to cook every day so going out to eat is going to happen at least once.
 
I have been buying some type of bow lingerie for the past ehhhh 4 years. This year anticipating the quick arrival of Valentines day I went to Victoria Secret.com { because I  hate shopping in the store} to check out the selection. They even had a special little link just for Valentines Day . After I clicked it I couldn't believe my eyes. There was like 5 items!! WTH!!! 3 out of the 5 were the skirted garter things and I'm sorry but I just don't have time for all that mess. And JMN is not a fan of getting popped in the eye with the little stocking thingies. So I click on and this is what comes up. FINALLY!! someone has heard my prayers ! So I immediately look down to find a size and a price and there is NO OPTION to purchase this bow.
 cant someone strap some fabric on this bow so I can stuff my boobs in this thing for like 10 minutes ????
I mean come on now! Doesn't this count as false advertisement?
I'm Pissed
 
So I ended up buying this dainty bow thong and when I received it in the mall reminded me of that mesh gown they give you at the GYN when you're getting your boob exam.
tsk tsk tsk
 Anywayss y'all have a safe and enjoyable night! No baby making!!!
 

Thick Girl Thursday!!!


Hey Guys!!
                                     Its Thick Girl Thursday!!!!
(Thank you to whoever IG I stole this from)
* What is a Thick girl?*
+ A thick girl is someone who manages to have a small waist but yet her booty and thighs are definitely not portionate to the rest of her body.

 
The first thing that comes to mind when I think of the word thick Nelly Country Grammar &. Second Thicker than a Snicker
 
Shout out to my FAVE Thicky Kim Kardashian
 

 yeahhhhhh bby! Love her!
 
 
 
 

Weekly Workout Recap




Welcome to my weekly sweat fest!

Monday I went to Zumba at the Clarion.. Upon walking out one of the girls were like omg even the back of your head is full of sweat how funny . **wink wink Crickets*
 
The Third picture is of everyone that came out that night.
The 4th picture is Tuesday. I went this class at Benoit Rec called Dancing in Heels . As  you see I am not sweaty at all. We learned a sexy dance to Tamar Braxton's Hot Sugar. I took several days off last week due to work so when Saturday came i realized that I had 3 days of Couch to 52k that needed to be completed before Sunday. SO I had to double up. I'm on week 3 and really enjoyed it. I ran/jogged for 3 minutes !!!!! 3 whole minutes on 4 speed. I can not tell you the last time i was able to do that.   I'm proud I got them done so I could move on to the next week.
Go me!
You guys working it out? What are yall doing and how is it going?

Sunday Social WEEK 5

ITTTTTSSSS suNDAYYYYYYYY
Welcome to Sunday Social.
Sunday Social   Linking up with Neely

Hopefully everyone has had a good week and is ready to kick back and relax on this Sunday.
This weeks questions are::::

1. What is your favorite thing to watch on a girls night?
On girl nights we are too concerned on what alcohol to pick up from the store. Did y'all know there are going to drop Mango Ber Ritas- Raz Ber Ritas and my favorite flavor Peach Ber Ritas. WHOSE EXCITEDDDDDDD!
aNYWHO... So to answer this weeks question .. Hopefully if we can focus enough to watch something itll probably be something from Redbox.  The Heat is always a good choice!

2. What is your favorite thing to watch on your day off?
lately my days have been really long so when I get home I eat, shower and lay in bed until its time for it to happen all over again. UNLESS its Thursday night and ABC does have  my 2 favorite shows on hiatus. Greys Anatomy and Scandal.  Now if its the weekend and have nothing to do ( rarely happens) I check up on reality TV. I just started watching Braxton Family Values, Snooki and JWoww are on break, Love and Hip Hop NYC ( just breaked), Single Ladies etc
3. What is your favorite thing to watch when you’re sick?
When I'm sick I want the TV to watch me as I sleep so I pop in a season of either Sex and the City, Gilmore Girls, or Gossip Girls.
4. What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
Ride Along
(ehhh)
5. What are your top three favorite movies or TV shows?
Currently
Greys Anatomy
Scandal
Keeping up with The Kardashians

Of ALL TIME
Sex and the City
Real World
Living Single

Well I hope all of you creepers and creepettes have a great day
:)))