KUWTK

Someone please explain to me why season 8 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians does not come out until June 2 but Kourtney & Kim Take Miami ends tonight PISSED
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Target Do Better!

Clemens tweeted her discovery, quickly garnering dozens of retweets:

Someone’s idea of a mean joke? Absolutely not, says Target spokesman Joshua Thomas.
He points out that “Manatee Gray” is a color found on many products across a range of categories on the Target website, some of them in women’s regular and even petite sizes.
In this case, he says, there were two different teams of buyers responsible for the “missy” and plus-size product lines, and the teams didn’t coordinate when they inputted the product information for the site. One team apparently used the color’s official name, while the other eyeballed it

Really Target ? I love you but why do you have to do us Plus girls like that .
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Panama City Beach, FL

Please excuse us while we vacation ! I know usually people warn others before they go somewhere but due to slight drama I was not able to do so.
I will tell you the car ride from LA to FL was almost hell like. I felt like i was trapped in a cage. My poor Trailblazier was filled to the top with luggage and last minute must haves.  The only thing that saved me was KMS iPad and we took turns playing phase 10 until we made it FL.
When we arrived at this HUGE tower like condo we had to have two luggage rails and a shopping cart ( traveling hoarders) to get our  things out of poor Blaze.
Our Condo is nice but def small for 6 people and after this trip I promised myself to never go on any trip where i do no personally book the condo . There were several details left out and although i LOVE the beach there are just things i am not willing to put up with. But you live and learn!
Day 1 Sunday we didn’t arrive until about ehh 9pm  and we stored all our things in the condo before hitting the streets. we took a right on Thomas passed by a couple condos, Alvin’s surf shop where I picked up all my souvenirs , found out the Ying Yang Twins where coming to Club Lavela and smallest “amusement park ” known to man which really just consisted of this slingshot and a ferris wheel that didn’t have a wheel. After that we walked back go in the car and went to Wal-Mart to stack up on food for the week and alcohol.
Day 2 Monday
We spent majority of the day at the beach. We had to purchase our “prison” bands and then set up our tent . WHO knew dragging a cooler in the sand was sooooo exhausting.  I got a good enough tan that one day to last me the whole trip. Unfourtunely the water was too cold to even think about getting in it.   Chef KMS made us some tasty burgers
Day 3 Tuesday
I would like to say I am from the country so things like being on a boat in the middle of no where is fun, and riding a four-wheeler can change your life. Anna and I rented scooters and when i say we thought we were going to die ! I am so serious. I almost ran over our instructor while he was trying to train me to use the dang thing. But i got the hang of the sucker and i have never felt more free than to be trying 30 mph on a scooter next to a 18 wheeler ha! Our other halfs joined us and we went down to the Pier Park where they had every shop from 4ever 21 to Target, Dillard’s to PacSun and more. There is also this huge theater name THE GRAND. Also there are tons of restaurants. This ride was about eh 11 miles from our condos . We even got to stop a store called Nothing Over A Dollar ( y’all know im cheap)  I will tell you that the wind was cutting up! JMN KMS and I even went on a night trip on hwy 98 before we turned our scooters in. It’s a great deal so where ever yu might be look in on getting one. You have to be  16 & up can drive them. $45 for 8 hours and a refundable $50 deposit .  KMS  made us some banging Spaghetti that night !
Day 4 Wed
Like any trip the rain somehow finds us and poops on our day. But we decided to drive to Destin FL to the Silver Sands Premium Outlets . The trip would normal take 30 mins but due to the rain and the traffic it took 2 hours. The rain really gave me the gloomies. Then i got a call from work that just dug me deeper in the hole of depression. By the time we had arrived we realized that everyone in the city thought it would be a great day to go shopping and can’t even tell you how much i didn’t want to go in any store due to the amounts of people in them and the side walks. Did i mention it was still raining and my hair was straight? Ugh.. So i set off on a lone adventure of shopping which resulted in NO PURCHASES . do you hear me ? i did not buy ANYTHING. Everything was picked over and unorganized . the lines were out the door in some stores to get in and to pay . The lack of lunch on top of all this dispire resulted in me finding temporary happiness in Cheeseburger Paradise . Everyone took a break from actually shopping and joined me for some lunch about 430  at 5 30 i headed back to the truck because lets face it the cold air and the Flamingo Margarita i had was convincing me into a serious coma.  I went back to the truck for a nap and at 735 no one in my group was to be seen. We didn’t leave until about 9 . Being in a unfamiliar dark place wasnt the best dark of my day but being away from all human contact was what was best for mankind that day. Anna and her Hubs made us AMAZING Alfredo pizza for diner as we all sat around and watched ” my weird obsessions” and “hoarders”
Day 5 Thursday
KMS & Joe headed to the beach  and Fats and i went to Panama Dunes. Yay ! JMN had his eye on the Cam AMs dirt track and i wanted to sail through the sky on the zipline. Unfourntately the ziplines were being a bit sizist. After a brief ride around  we came back to the condo to head to the beach. Once we got down there we realized that KMS & Joe had already gone. Seems like we missed them in the elevator.  Instead we watched  The Lucky One like a group of 15-year-old girls and went out to Deadeye Dicks for super. KMS & i decided to have a water fight where my weapon was stolen and i couldnt remember where i hid the recovery weapon. So i had to lock myself up in the bathroom in order to stay dry and think where the hell i put it. In the end the weapon i recovered was not functioning properly or the operator was having a brain fart ( thats what some would say) I came () to missing Scandal because i had NO IDEA what channel ABC is in FL OMGGG . I was wet , cold,and freaking out! Finally i found it with and my 60 mins of pleasure began.
Day 6 Friday
Well day is Friday! And since I have work to get done and Joe has homework we had to come out to the Bay County Library. It is massive!  Thank goodness for WiFi since our condo only has a “wi-fi spot” . I decided to update the blog, reply to some emails, and work on the spread sheet. Since we our out of the tourist city i want to do some thifting
HOPE you guys are having a good week
AMN

Desktop vs Laptop

Soooo since Im on Vacay i brought my trusty dusty 2005 Dell Inspiron on the ride with me. This was the second laptop i purchased and i have taken this thing to soooo many places it is unbelievable. I havent had a desktop since .. prob 2002 and about a year ago i bought one from a friend i was working with. I feel in LOOVVVEEE. I even devoted a whole room in our house to it. ” MY OFFICE” Now rarely bring any work home . I usually use it to creep on my celbs, blog, and craft in. Evently i am going to have my sewing table in it and then life is going to get real serious.
anywho… i just need to say that there is nothing like stroking the keys of a desktop. It just bringing out something in me that reminds me of childhood. SOOO parents buy your kid a desktop, set up a “family room” and MONITOR what your kid is researching . Let them know that there is a place for web searching and it is def NOT their bedroom!!!! It will make life so much better in the long run.
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Wale + Bad Music Video

I discovered Wale about 2 years ago I think. I heard one song he had and I asked  Anna to download his album Ambition for me. Then the single  “No Hands” dropped Wale had a small verse on it but I loved it.  Wale isn’t like most rappers. Although one of my pet peeves is the use of the N word, and he uses it like its going out of style.  Wale is really poetic. In the last year he signed with MMG ( Maybach Music Group) { Rick Ross label} A lot of people were concerned that he would loose himself and become a “hardcore” rapper. But with the release of his mixtape Folarin  you definitely see that he has kept true to himself. I really appreciate that about an artist.
When I heard this song on the mixtape I instantly connected to it.  Tiara’s chorus :
Is it bad that I never made love, no I never did it
But I sure know how  to ****
I’ll be your bad girl, I’ll prove it to you
I can’t promise that  I’ll be good to you
Cause I had some issues, I won’t commit
No, not  having it
But at least I can admit that I’ll be bad noooooo to you (to  you)
Yeah, I’ll be good in bed but I’ll be bad to you
Reminds me of my own struggles . Even though that has been some time ago I cant tell you the difference . Making love sounds too focused and involved which when you’re trying to have fun you don’t want to get attached.
I really like the bed squeaking reminds me of a song from 2005 Trillvile & Scrappy Cut Some.
Bri Murphy appears in this video . She use to date Marcus Cooper of Pretty Rickey.
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Ashanti Random

Ashanti hasn’t had an album out since 2008. But I am sure everyone has seen her face recently because of her new role on Army Wives.
 

In 2005, Ashanti made the Guinness Book of World Records for  her album, “Ashanti” which was the highest selling debut for a female artist in  history, selling 503,000 copies in it’s first week. The same week, she became  the first female to simultaneously hold the top two places on the Billboard Hot  100 singles chart with “Foolish”, and “What’s Luv”  and  broke records  again by having three Top Ten songs (Foolish, What’s Luv, and Always on Time  (with Ja Rule) on the Billboard Hot 100 charts in the same week.
Read more:  Necole Bitchie.com: Ashanti Walks The Dogs, Dishes On Having Babies, Changes In The Music Industry & Her Guinness World Record http://www.necolebitchie.com/2013/03/06/ashanti-walks-the-dogs-dishes-on-having-babies-changes-in-the-music-industry-her-guinness-book-world-record/#ixzz2OI3gC2rl
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Nicki Minaj+ Freaks Music Video

I LOOOOOVVVVEEEE THIS VIDEO!!!!
I don’t know much about French Montana besides his Pop That video that I have enjoyed shaking my behind to .  I love Dancehall music and the dancing in this video is RAUNCHY.  Nicki seems like she is channeling her inner Lil Kim with the pasteys over the boob. There are several clips of the video where I feel like Nicki is playing with herself and that makes me a little uncomfortable.  After watching this video I have sided with the other 50 million people who believes her butt is fake. She’s sitting reverse on “her throne” in 6 inch heels and she cant even make her ass shake. IT DOESNT MOVE YALL! how disappointing.
There is a break in the verse that goes from Nicki to Montana and that break makes the song loose momentum.  Once again there is an over use of the N word but apparently I am the only person who thinks its important. I’m going to keep advocating the use of it stops until hopefully it does.
My favorite part of the video is the man doing the split with the pyrotechnics in his hands
Yall enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1FK7yKRVXQ
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Beyonce`+ Bow Down

This beat is banging! Although I don’t like Beyoncé this song is killing it and putting girls in their places. I really like the new surge of confidence!
the language is pretty bad so don’t listen to this at work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9zg0ywP0Y
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Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

I cant wait to see this movie! Not only is it a Tyler Perry movie ( that does not include Madea { Thank Goodness}) but it is on a issue that I am sure a lot of married people are struggling with. Temptation!  Especially in the workplace . How do you keep those lines drawled and  what happened when you slip into temptation.
I’m glad to see Jurnee Smollet grow up and take an adult role and of course my favorite Kimmy K.
March 29

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDfTwu2CgDY
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Omarion+ Paradise Music Video

I don’t even know where to begin with this video.
1st it gave me a major headache with all of the blurring in and out of the camera.
2nd the song has no meaning what so ever .
3rd I cant even count how many times he flexed his pecs that still seem like they need some work
4th the girl in the video was taller than him THAT AINT CUTE
5th the chop and screw chorus ‘ face down ass up” I’m pretty sure he took that from The Dream and didn’t bother to change any of it
6th what’s up with men telling girls to bring your friend? Is one girl not good enough?
7th Omarion’s new album is entitle Love and Other Drugs… you couldn’t be one original? Jake Gylanhall and Anne Hathaway don’t need you to disgrace that title.
8th I’m still trying to figure out why Omarion is on Maybach Music
9th Do people not have sex anymore without being on drugs or drunk?
Take 4 minutes out of your day and tell me how you feel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPiTbCVHVE
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