Misti's Wedding!

    

Remember that BFF I had? SHE GOT MARRIED !!!
woot woot!

We had a glorious bachelorette get together for her the night before . ( after I had to hide all the penis stuff because the pastor was coming over to finish up on counseling HA)
Penis Penis Penis Penis rocking everywhere!

Alcohol + sex games+ really cool people = AMAZINGNESS!

But let me tell you guys .. Weddings are not joke. Especially if you no longer live in the town you're getting married in. I mean whose gunna do all your crap for you? You have to trust strangers/ friends on their opinions for cater, music, hairdresser, location etc. and let me tell you I am not dependable when it comes to this stuff. I hated planning my own wedding so how the hell am I pose to be creative for someone else.. PLEASE TELL ME!

If you are a bridesmaid NEVER go on a cruise before you have to be in a dress in front of folks. And make sure you ALWAYS try on your dress when you get it! I have learned my lesson!  Not only did I go on a cruise for 5 days and ate like a PIG! I ordered a dress that I had to "get into"  Which I did pretty good! I lost 22 pounds but then gained 4 the week before. ( dumb)  That dress was so TIGHT! I thought I couldn't sit up straight! Then I had to go into the bathroom and cut the lining so my thighs could breathe. OH and the shoes ~ ~~ I couldn't bend down to tie those so I just looped them around my ankles HA! { You cant even tell in the pictures}

Minus my wardrobe malfunction the wedding was beautiful! YAYAYA for Misti and ED

Pics Pics Pics!

Mr. & Mrs. Gray :)

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AMN2

Nails Nails Nails

    

By no means am I a nail artist ! Actually I have been every loyal to my nail shop for about 7 years! A bout 2 months ago I decided to take OFF my acrylic nails. I try to live a semi green life. I want to be healthy from head to toe.

So after 7 years of no breathing I decided to give my nails a rest. My favorite nail girl/ friend wears gel nails/ Shellac . So I said HEY I want to also. I tried it out and I liked it! The only thing about it is that you only have certain colors to pick from which totally SUCKS.

About a year a go I started purchasing my own nail polish. Did I need to ? No but I thought that I should buy some just in case I messed my nails up or was in between visits ( which rarely happened) . I found Essie a brand that I used at the shop and went a little crazy! ( 40+ polishes later)  

Fast forward: I was  trolling pinterest and what do I find? Gel home  manicures. At Home Gel Manicure  gives you the option to use any polish you want. All you need is Gelous & a top coat! Isn't that  crazy?

 

I decided to try it out! Check out my polish!

 Not to shabby huh?

Now am I going to do this every week? Heck NAWL ! There are professionals for a reason. Plus I have made a pretty bad ass connection with the family who does my nails. I cant just leave !  But I must say I am proud of myself.

Try it out!

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AMN2

Garage Sale!

    

I/ We had a garage sale  and majority of you hoes missed out!  SHAME ON YALL!  I will tell you selling stuff is hard work! Especially when its hot as ball sack outside! I don't see how people do it everyday.

For the folks that do this alone YOURE CRAZY! I had the company of good friends, a fan, and H20! I even made some money! AND i'm going to do it again I need ALL my stuff GONE. I refuse to bring anything back in my house. So keep your eyes open we'll be at it again real soon!

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AMN2

Waking up on Weds

    

Wednesdays have become one of my worst days ! I don't want to wake up at 7 am so I can get to work at  830 . It's the only day of the week where I have to be at work at a certain time & I just do not look forward to it !  

😔😔

AMN2

IMMATURE IS BACK! MARQUES “BATMAN” HOUSTON RELEASES NEW PROMO

Repost from Concrete Loop!
MUSIC NEWS: IMMATURE IS BACK! MARQUES “BATMAN” HOUSTON RELEASES NEW PROMO PHOTO
I'm excited ! R&B is coming back!
AMN2

FALL

It's my favorite time of the year ! Today is officially the 2nd day of fall ! There's  nothing better than being able to go outside and not sweat your balls off ! Sat Noella & I stayed outside for a good 2 hours just basking in the sun and cool breeZe.

Such relaxation makes you remember how beautiful life is, and how we need to complain less about the things and the people that don't matter . 

Fall to me means no chaffing lol, scarves, pretty leaves, leggings, cardigans, and my favorite tv shows. Eventually not sleeping with the air conditioner on 60 and drinking coffee in the morning time . 

Life really is good !

The pup named >>> Noella

    

I have a 5 month old puppy name Noella Nichol . Great name huh ?  She is a hand full ! I haven't had an animal since I was 18. And at 25 a 4 week puppy can be like a 4 week human & I'm not down with the human making right now .

I got her from a family I'm working with and I think out of 7 Noella is the only one that's still living ( 🙌🙌)   She's a bit of an attention whore ! Always wanting to be held or fed. She doesn't know how to keep her toys in one corner of the living room or how to only poop & pee on the puppy pads . But she does make me smile !

Since I've had her she's learned how to play fetch ! Drink milk out of a bottle, drink water out of her dish, eat puppy food, and her name . 

I think that's a lot for a 5 month old . Any humans know their name at 5 months? No ? That's what I thought 

Well here's Noella outside on this rainy cool day 

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AMN2

Hoarding

    

Once upon a time there was a young woman who enjoyed buying stuff . And she ran out of room to put it ! So she decided to have a garage sale !

Seriously I have got to have a garage sale & SOON! 

I will let you guys know when ! Just save some coins to buy my stuff ! 

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AMN2

Nothing was the same Drake

I have been a Drake fan since the beginning of his rap career. I watched Degrassi but I was def not into the wheelchair kid.
I fell head over heels for Drake when his single Best I Ever Had was released. My friends and I packed up and went to several of his concerts. I even risked my life on a flight of stairs in order to NOT miss his face on MTV during his documentary that aired. I have defended his name ! I have honored his existence! And what have I received? 2 amazing albums 1 mix tape that I LOVEEEEE AND Nothing Was the Same. This album leaked about 10 days before the release date. Usually this would be great so I can know every song before I see the CD art that represents it. And of course I BUY the album! And let me tell you ! It is serious these days when people buy your album!
I am disappointed! When I clicked play after 10 seconds I had to double check to make sure this was Drake! after 3 songs I had to text a friend and ask WTH is going on ! After Started.. came on I was even more confused than I was when it was 1st released. Then Honey I'm going home came on. This is the only song I like on the album and it took weeeeeeks for me to like it! The only thing that could come 2nd is the song with 2 chainz. I mean what song with 2 Chainz these days isn't hot???!

I'm sad to say that the drugs, alcohol, Lil Wayne, and bitches have gotten to his head. MONEY has changed young Aubrey! Toronto is no longer his home. Frankly this change upsets me!

I'm a horrible blogger.. I promise to do better

    

Guys
I'm sorry.. Its been a month and I blew my 30 days of blogging . But I promise I'm going to do better. I have no followers and I don't even think I have told anyone about this blog. But I will tonight! But before that I need to put something on this thing so when people come to look at it they'll come back. 
let me find some topics >>>>>>>
AMN2

I'm on a boat !

    

Well I was..
For 5 glorious days Mr. Fats, myself and 30 people I know made the Carnival Triumph our home. There was water for days ( literally) , food, alcohol, shows, horrible singing, and did I mention alcohol? It was fantastic. ( minus water for days, 30 people I knew, and alcohol)

 
Want to see this girl panic ? lock her in a room with no windows, no lights, and water surrounding.I have always loved the ocean . But when there's so much of it and there is no land to be seen you kind of get concerned. All the negatives pop up in your mind. You start to think if this vessel goes down where could I swim to safety. How long can I hold my breath? Can I get thru the other thousands of people who will be running and swimming for their lives? Will you see folks floating? .. oh no 
The boat was full! There was over 2000 people on this ship. And honestly you would have never known unless you were getting on the ship or off. There were about 4 pools ( don't quote me) , 3 dinning rooms, 5 different eateries on the 9th floor (Lido deck) { if you ever see a Guys burgers STOP & EAT a burger}, A huge TV, spa, gym, basketball court, water slide, mini golf, and a kids play area. Sounds better than a 5 star hotel doesn't it?  I think in all there were 14 floors including the floors that housed the workers. I have never met such considerate and kind individuals in my life. I know they are getting paid to do a job but there are people in the US that are paid to be polite and they act like it kills them.
 If you ever take a cruise make sure you bring some type of motion sickness preventative. I was lucky to not be sick but there were others that were not so lucky. The rocking of the boat wasn't bad every day. And its kind of funny to see everyone stumble around like their drunk. My favorite was the young kids. One minute they were standing up and holding a pant leg and the next they were on their bottoms crying. HILARIOUS! (kids are so dramatic)
One thing that I missed were BISCUITS this vessel had all types of food but they didn't make biscuits not one day. I'm like where can I find some flakey buttery biscuits? But at least there was bacon so all was not lost. The formal dinning rooms were amazing. I am not a fancy person so I have no idea what glass or fork I should use. But The servers were very fancy! The food was just bland. I'm from Louisiana I need some flavor. I should have brought some Tony Sats with me. 
The cruise director Jen was precious. She reminded me of a cross between Katy Perry, Smurffete, and a umpha lumpa with a British accent.

Any if you wanted to watch people make a fool of themselves you would find whatever room that had karaoke . Shout out to my girl Chole and the Big K look alike. Those girls had it going on! 

 Picture Time!!!

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AMN2

Seriously.. Im Kidding>>>> Ellen Degeneres

    

I don't know how many of you guys who read but I  want to spend more time reading and less time on social media. I have a bit of an obsession.  Seriously... I'm NOT kidding.
So on my trip I brought 2 books with me. This is the one I actually got to finish.

I like Ellen! Before reading this book I didn't know much about her besides

1. She has a talk show

2. She gives a lot of stuff away.

3. She loves music and dancing

4. She married Portia De Rosa ( yumm)

5. She use to have a show in the 90s but it ended.

So going into this read I didn't know much. I just picked it up one day in Target when I was convincing myself I am going to start back reading more often. I didn't want a serious book so I said hey Ellen wont be too serious. I'm going to get it.

 

WELL let me tell you ! this book only has 237 pages but it felt like I had been reading it for a life time. I enjoyed the fact that it had short chapters because the books I normally read have 20+ pages in one chapter. I like that she spoke of Portia often. If I had a wife that looked like that I would speak of her often also! Things I learned about Ellen while reading her book.

1. Ellen is from Metairie LA. ( hello that's like 4 hours away from me)

2. She is a comedian

3. She does yoga everyday

4. She was on American Idol one season

5. She tapes her shows a day in advance.

6. She does not want kids

7. She wrote 3 other books .

 

I really wanted to do 8 but I couldn't even think of 1 more. This book was 75% dry. I have watched a couple of Ellen's shows and they have been better than this book. I don't recommend it unless you are a HARDCORE  Ellen fan which you probably would be if you buy her book.

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AMN2

Can I borrow>>>

    

I grew up with an brother who was 10 years older than me. So when he left the nest I had a lot of things to myself. Before then I never had to share because whatever I had was for a girl and his for a boy. When I got to school I didn't have many problems. But it seems like when I got to High School I realized how stingy I was . I never wanted to give/ share anything with anyone. Still to this day I have to be the person to open my stuff, have the first  and last piece. It carried on to marriage and will probably carry on to whatever is next.
But recently I have decided to share a little bit more because I know that I have a serve problem. BUT my worst fears have happened. Books haven't been returned, money hasn't been given back, and other things have been broken.
There is no since in people behaving this way.
If someone lets you borrow something YOU SHOULD GIVE IT BACK . In the condition that it was given in. POINT SET MATCH

that is all
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AMN2